Fuck.

My mother refuses to cosign a student loan for me.

Then she told me that she wouldn’t help me with my FAFSA because I restated. Verbatim. That she refused to cosign a loan for me.

She’s fucked in the head.
Completely fucked in the head.

She told me to ask my grandmother to cosign it, which I can only assume is a joke.
And she told me to ask my girlfriend’s parents too. Is she for real?

THEN she proceeded to tell me that she had absolutely no faith in me to pay any of the sudent loans off, which is why she would never cosign for me.

And she wonders why no one thinks she’s an adequate mother.