Hey there, Oblivious. Here is your happiness, if you would only turn around. Isn’t it obvious?

Thank you @ Kathy Fisher.
There’s a song for everything isn’t there?

So like.
I’m the biggest idiot ever.

Some people need subtle hints to understand what’s going on during certain scenarios.
I need to be bludgeoned over the head with a metal bat.

Excuse me while I take the longest shower ever.

-face palm-