Dirty Little Secrets.

I passed the PLP project on to someone else.
I couldn’t keep up with it. So many people submitted things for it within the first week of its existence, and I just don’t have the time or drive to do it justice.

Good luck, new owners of my amazing idea.

I’m going with Plan B.
xD
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Tonight a crime has been committed.

You say you had nothing to do with it.

We just wanted to know.

Where were you when we called the police?

You can’t keep doing this.
You’re going to die down there.
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Here’s the secret.
Most of the time I think of you as:

Naive: Having or showing a lack of experience, judgment, or information; credulous.

Fickle: Marked by lack of steadfastness, constancy, or stability : given to erratic changeableness.

A Trend Hopper: One who follows and lives by the current portrayals of mainstream life.

Smelly: Possessing a disgustingly or utterly bad displeasing aroma.

A Bitch: A malicious, spiteful, or overbearing woman.

 

I am starting to feel so superior because of it