Hello, me.

OHMAI.



Christ, okay. So I’ve decided [again] that I need to keep a journal. Somebody needs to know exactly how insane I really am, even if it’s just myself serving as witness.



So.



Dear Oli,

It’s 2008, and you’re still doing nothing, and have way too much time on your hands. So, because of this, you’re now obligated to yourself to keep your ass in check by chronicling your tomfoolery. No, there’s no specific point in doing this. Maybe you could share some of the things you write?



Yeah, that sounds good.

Maybe throw in some highly under-researched opinion.

Deep dark secrets.

What’s in your fridge.



This blog is going to be filled with all kinds of amazing delicious facts about you, your life, and your surroundings.





Sincerely,

Yourself.



P.S- Good luck, kiddo.